The Lighter Side

September 1, 2010 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment 

The Shredder

A young executive is working late one evening. As he comes out of his office about 8 p.m., he sees the big boss standing by the shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.

“Do you know how to work this thing?” the older man asks. “My secretary’s gone home and I don’t know how to run it.”

“Yes, sir,” says the young executive, who turns on the machine, takes the paper and feeds it in.
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The lighter side

August 1, 2010 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment 

Don’t mess with old people

Old George was getting ready for bed when he saw that a light in the shed was on. When he opened the back door, he could see people stealing things.
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The Lighter Side

July 1, 2010 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment 

There was a big pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled a bucket with nuts and sat under the tree to divide them. Several dropped and rolled toward the fence.

Another boy, riding by on his bike,  heard voices and stopped. He heard, “One for you, one for me.”
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The Lighter Side - January 2010

January 1, 2010 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment 

At Sunday church

The minister asked if anyone would like to give praise for answered prayers. A woman stepped up to the podium.

She said her husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle crash that crushed his scrotum. The pain was terrible. Men in the congregation gasped in empathy.
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The Lighter Side

December 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment 

Gate to heaven

A minister dies and is in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy in sunglasses, a loud shirt, and jeans.

The guy says, “I’m Joseph O’Neill, taxi-driver in Noo Yawk City.”

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The Lighter Side

May 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment 

Orange

The professor of a contract law class asked, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?”
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The Lighter Side … of GOLF

April 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment 

Some say it’s a series of tragedies and the occasional miracle, followed by a cold bottle of beer.
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The Lighter Side

February 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment 

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, 89, are going to get married. On a stroll, they see a drug store and decide to go in. Read more

The Lighter Side

January 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment 

At The Store…

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, “No.” The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, “Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don’t be upset. It won’t be long now.” Read more

The Lighter Side

October 1, 2008 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment 

The story of the little turtle:

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.

After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. Read more

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