The Blessing of…Zoe
March 1, 2011 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
By Paulette Callen
She was taken from a wild pack in Queens. Something indefinable about her kept the ASPCA officers from euthanizing her right away. (The packs must be culled periodically; if they get too large they become dangerous. Most of the dogs captured must be euthanized because they are diseased or too wild to be adopted out — no facilities to care for feral dogs exist in New York).
And then, realizing she was not vicious and that she was pregnant, they asked my friend Erika (who used to work at the ASPCA) if she would foster this shepherd-chow mix until the pups were born and weaned, warning her not to get attached; a dog with her history almost always has to be put down.
Erika named her Zoë, (pictured above) found homes for all of her puppies, and together, they went to class: obedience, advanced obedience, agility, and all the courses required for Zoë to be certified as a therapy dog.
They could now make regular visits to a retirement home for priests. The priests and the nurses were all happy to see this beautiful dog. Even the old fellow who, when she first started visiting, would dash into his room and slam the door, yelling, “I like cats!” He was won over when Erika told him that Zoë liked cats, too – she lived with four of them.
One of the residents was confined to a wheel chair and, because of Alzheimer’s, lost to the world around him. The nurses told Erika that he spent most days screaming. No one could reach him any more – except Zoë.
When he saw her coming toward him down the corridor, he became quiet and recognition would light his eyes. When she rested her muzzle on his knee, he stroked her head and spoke her name. In her presence, he experienced a glimmer of lucidity, a moment of connection and peace.
This is a dog blessing a priest.
Dogs and Lightbulbs
December 1, 2010 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
Dogs and Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
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Chip’s Chat – May 2009
May 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
Guest Columnist – Gizmo Ege (a pug of some reknown…)
It’s Pug Parade time again!!! Don’t miss it! At noon on Saturday, May 9th in downtown Longview. All dogs are welcome, even dogs that just wish they were pugs.
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HEAVEN’S DOGGY-DOOR
April 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
My best friend closed his eyes last night, Read more
Chips Chat – March 2009
March 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.”
- Ogden Nash
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Chip’s Chat – February 2009
February 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
Have you ever bought a bag of dog food that says “new & improved flavor? Who do you suppose eats it to
decide if it’s really an improved flavor?
The Grand Design
God created dog, and said “Sit all day by the door of your house, and bark at anyone who comes in or passes by. For this I’ll give you a life span of 25 years.” Read more
Chip’s Chat – January 2009
January 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
How does a dog stop a DVD player?
She hits the “paws” button.
Why aren’t dogs’ good dancers?
They have two left feet. Read more
If Dogs Could Send a Letter to God
December 1, 2008 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
Chip is on vacation this month, and has asked his cousin Vernie, a bodacious bulldog, to step up and submit a column. He claims no responsibility to what Vernie writes….
Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? Read more
Chips Chat – November 2008
November 1, 2008 by Doug Kalberg · Leave a Comment
“How come every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner?”
“It’s perfectly natural, Read more
The Recipe for a Good Dog
September 1, 2008 by Doug Kalberg · Leave a Comment
Take one puppy, roll & play until lightly pampered.
Then add the following ingredients…
- 1 cup of patience Read more



