Chip’s Chat - May 2009
May 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
Guest Columnist – Gizmo Ege (a pug of some reknown…)
It’s Pug Parade time again!!! Don’t miss it! At noon on Saturday, May 9th in downtown Longview. All dogs are welcome, even dogs that just wish they were pugs.
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HEAVEN’S DOGGY-DOOR
April 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
My best friend closed his eyes last night, Read more
Chips Chat - March 2009
March 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.”
- Ogden Nash
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Chip’s Chat - February 2009
February 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
Have you ever bought a bag of dog food that says “new & improved flavor? Who do you suppose eats it to decide if it’s really an improved flavor?
The Grand Design
God created dog, and said “Sit all day by the door of your house, and bark at anyone who comes in or passes by. For this I’ll give you a life span of 25 years.” Read more
Chip’s Chat - January 2009
January 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
How does a dog stop a DVD player?
She hits the “paws” button.
Why aren’t dogs’ good dancers?
They have two left feet. Read more
If Dogs Could Send a Letter to God
December 1, 2008 by Valley Bugler · Leave a Comment
Chip is on vacation this month, and has asked his cousin Vernie, a bodacious bulldog, to step up and submit a column. He claims no responsibility to what Vernie writes….
Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? Read more
Chips Chat - November 2008
November 1, 2008 by Doug Kalberg · Leave a Comment
“How come every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner?”
“It’s perfectly natural, Read more
The Recipe for a Good Dog
September 1, 2008 by Doug Kalberg · Leave a Comment
Take one puppy, roll & play until lightly pampered.
Then add the following ingredients…
- 1 cup of patience Read more
Bad Human
August 1, 2008 by Doug Kalberg · Leave a Comment
Don’t take away the shredded, soggy, smelly tennis balls. I just got them broken in. Read moreBILLY JOEL
July 1, 2008 by Doug Kalberg · Leave a Comment
A mangy-looking guy stumbles into a bar, and orders a drink.The bartender takes one look at him, “No way, buddy. Let’s see your money first.”
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