The lighter side

Don’t mess with old people

Old George was getting ready for bed when he saw that a light in the shed was on. When he opened the back door, he could see people stealing things.

He called the police who told him they were busy and just to stay in the house until an officer was available.

George hung up and waited a minute. He called back and said there was no hurry because he just shot them all.

Within minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks and an ambulance showed up. The police caught the burglars.

One policeman called out, “I thought you said you shot them all!”

George called back, “I thought you said nobody was available!

The Human Race

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”

The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made.”

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”

The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”