Couldn’t spit it out
March 1, 2010 by Valley Bugler
Damien walks into a bar one day and stammers, ‘Does anyone here own that South African ridgeback outside?’
‘Yeah, I do,’ a tattooed biker says, standing up.
‘What about it?’
“Well, I think my shiatsu just killed him.’
‘What are you talkin’ about?’ the biker says, disbelievingly.
‘How could your little runt kill my ridgeback?’
‘Well,’ mumbled Damien, ‘it appears that he got stuck in your dog’s throat.’
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