Did You Know? January 2010

O’Reily’s Law Of The Kitchen:  Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Leiberman’s Law:  Everybody lies; but it doesn’t matter, since nobody listens.

Denniston’s LAW:  vIRTUE IS ITS OWN PUNISHMENT.

Gold’s Law:  If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Handy Guide To Modern Science:

If it’s green or it wriggles, it’s biology.

If it stinks, it’s chemistry.

If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

Conway’s Law:  In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.  This person must be fired.

Greene’s Law Of Debate:  Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Stewart’s Law Of Retroaction:  It is easier to to get forgiveness than permission.

First Rule Of History:  History doesn’t repeat itself—historians merely repeat each other.

Finster’s Law:  A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Oliver’s Law Of Location:No matter where you go, there  you are.

Lynch’s Law:  When the going gets rough, everyone leaves.

Glyme’s Formula For Sucess:  The secret of success is sincerity.  Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

Mason’s Law Of Synergism: The one day you’d sell y our soul for something, souls are a glut.

The Sausage Principle:  People who love sausage anad respect the law should never watch either one being made.

Harrison’s Postulate:  For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Hanlon’s Razor:  Neever attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Muir’s Law  When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.