That’s the Rule! – October 2009

Baker’s Law:  Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Baldy’s Law:  Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.

Barr’s Comment On Domestic Tranquility: On a beautiful day like this it’s hard to believe anyone can be unhappy–but we’ll work on it.

Becker’s Law:  It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.

Boston’s Irreversible Law Of Clutter:  In any household, junk accumulates to fill the space available for its storage.

Dave’s Rule of Street Survival: Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.

First Law Of Bridge:  It’s always the partner’s fault.

Donohu’s  Law:  What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

Finagle’s Creed:  Science is truth.  Don’t be misled by facts.

Kamin’s Seventh Law:  Politicians will always inflate when given the opportunity.

Zymurgy’s Law Of Volunteer Labor:  People are always available for work in the past tense.

Wiker’s Law:  Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

Captain Penny’s Law:  You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool Mom.

Law Of The Individual:  Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.

Montagu’s Maxim:  The idea is to die young as late as possible.

OSHA’S Discovery:  Wet manure is slippery.

Rowe’s Rules:  The odds are 6 to 5 that the light at the end of the tunnel is  a headlight of an oncoming express train.

Sander’s Discovery:  Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Sinner’s Law Of Retaliation:  Do whatever your enemies don’t want you to do.