The Lighter Side
February 1, 2009 by Valley Bugler
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, 89, are going to get married. On a stroll, they see a drug store and decide to go in.
Jacob: Do you sell heart medicine?
Pharmacist: Of course we do.
Jacob: How about medicine for circulation, rheumatism and scoliosis?
Pharmacist: All kinds.
Jacob: Do you have Viagra?
Pharmacist: Of course.
Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and jaundice?
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety.
Jacob: Sleeping pills and Geritol?
Pharmacist: Absolutely.
Jacob: Wheelchairs and walkers?
Pharmacist: All speeds and sizes.
Jacob: Good. We would like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!
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