The Recipe for a Good Dog

Take one puppy, roll & play until lightly pampered.

Then add the following ingredients…

• 1 cup of patience
• 1 pinch of correction
• ½ cup of repetition
• ½ cup of repetition
• ½ cup of repetition
• 2 cups of praise
• 1 ½ cups of fun

Blend well

Heat with the love in your heart until fully raised.

Mix with the owner until the consistency is such that the owner and dog are one.

ENJOY!!!

Choose carefully, girls!

Dogs enjoy ball games, but they don’t become one with the couch for 12 straight hours of back-to back football games.

Dogs can always find their way home no matter how long they’ve been out at night.

A dog’s hair comes off in clumps, but do you ever hear one whining about going bald.

Dogs come running to you every time they see you.

A woman can live with more than one dog without generating a bunch of gossip.

It’s unfortunate that there are so many undomesticated dogs, but it’s a downright pity that there are so many undomesticated men.

Watch as many chick flicks as you want.  A dog is just happy to be with you.

It’s acceptable to muzzle a dog in public.

It only takes 30 seconds to make dinner for a dog.

Puppy love lasts forever.